thefreelioness:

self-ownership:

satans-advocate:

oughttobecommonsense:

California Senate Votes 28-8 to Exempt Itself from California Gun Laws

One law for the serfs and one law for the nobles.

what the fuck california

And to think there are still people out there who trust politicians.

Hmmm, how about some facts in this circle-jerk?

The original source of this news is an editorial in the Washington Times in 2011. The Washington Times is owned and operated by a cult, the Unification Church, colloquially known as “Moonies”. There is no other source, and the name and number of the bill is not listed.

Apparently the bill being referred to is this one: http://nramemberscouncils.com/legs.shtml?summary=sb610&year=2011

Note the complete lack of exemptions for any legislators.

And to think there are still people out there who trust the internet.

sonofbaldwin:

The First Lady and the President of the United States have officially told all the Negroes that they are not here for your lazy, hoop-dreaming, rapper-fantasizing, video-game-addicted, blame-it-on-the-white-man, media-whorish asses. They are over your excuses and they don’t want to hear it…

goddammitberkeley:

New picture for your tumblr!

Shattuck and university

They shut down the subways. They shut down the trains.
They shut down the buses. A spokesman explains,
“We’re cutting his options till not one remains”
And the city has ground to a stop.

They’re asking you kindly, to please stay inside,
It’s all for your safety—too many have died—
The people of Boston should take it in stride
(Only open your doors for a cop)

With SWAT teams, and K-9s, and bulletproof gear
You know it’s not long till they sound the all-clear
There is no place to hide—you have nothing to fear
They can’t hide; not a man, not a mouse!

They can’t take our freedom! This city is strong!
The people of Boston will show them they’re wrong!
We’re patriots here, and we’ve been all along!
…now it’s time to get back in the house.

The classroom exercise, of course, is to trace the referents for “they”.

Text by: Digital Cuttlefish

Photo by: Aram Boghosian/The Boston Globe/Getty Images

amoosunnyr:

Pfft
I win.

Starbucks Logic.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

asksebastianshit:

intothedarknessofthenight:

wisp-the-umbreon:

velen-z-the-lucario:

raveravenandfriends:

taeshidiary:

Geez what kinda person would say such a thing

My life. In a comic.

The point of this comic is: The most depressed people tend to be the most supportive.

That’s cause, even though they won’t believe it themselves, they want someone to be just as supportive

haha,… my life in a fucking nutshell

opticoverload:

Banff, Canada 

I’ve been there!